it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
(Source: llzzyhale)
guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
(Source: esexist)
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
(Source: punkasslouis)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns